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Doctors versus Guns
Here is another one of these email jokes that circulates through the
Now it is interesting enough that I wonder if the quoted statistics are
true, or reasonably true, some day I might dig into them a bit further.
It would make an excellent introduction for a book such as "How
to Lie with Statistics"...
Think about this:
a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is
c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
(US Dept. of Health & Human
Then think about this:
a. Gun owners in the US number 80,000,000.
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age
c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is
Statistically, doctors are 9,000 times more dangerous
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.
As a public health measure I have withheld the
fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical
- 2010-Jul-10: A cute little marketing slip, Sony (or at least the pro photographer they hired) used a Canon DSLR to take some of their product press photos. How embarrassing!  
- 2009-Nov-27: The Top Gear team from the U.K. takes a home-made electric car for a test drive. Certainly a project worthy of a win in Junkyard Wars!  
- 2009-Sep-24: Poor Microsoft, can't even host a party these days without getting lampooned. 
- 2009-May-25: Perhaps dog breeds should be considered different species.  
- 2009-May-20: If there was any question why Sony Pictures is so screwed up these days, then this must be the answer: their CEO thinks nothing good has come from the internet. If this "vision" is true of other parts of the Sony empire it would explain a lot! 
- 2009-May-08: A collection of Atheist posters. 
- 2009-May-08: A Brief, Incomplete and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages is missing APL but otherwise is quite accurate. 
- 2009-May-06: How to prove that vampires can not exist and other amusing tales of research. The reference to "Cycles of Fear: Periodic Bloodsucking Rates for Vampires" (Journal of Optimization Theory and Application, December 1992) is great.  
- 2009-Jan-29: Apparently Monty Python are putting all their skits on YouTube in the hope of generating revenue from movie and TV DVD sales. This decision paid off in a major way for them, causing something like a 23000% increase in their sales on Amazon. 
- 2008-Oct-18: People go to great lengths to keep hydrated during sports, including special drinks and drink container systems (like the camel back for mountain bikers and the hydration belt for runners), but what about sports fans? Now they have the BeerBelly a device that can supply you with up to 80oz of refreshment for those long afternoons in the bleachers. And for the Ladies there is the WineRack which can not only hold 25oz but cause heads to turn your way. The BeerBelly has also made it past US airport security on at least one occasion. 
- 2008-Jun-18: The Abstract Cheetos Attack, social engineering takes a culinary twist. If your target doesn't go for the cheetos bait then there's always powdered doughnuts or perhaps cinnamon buns.  
- 2008-May-12: Finally a use for old floppy disks, the Data Storm (discussed here on Slashdot) would be right at home on Junkyard Wars.  
- 2008-Apr-30: Evidence that to develop a successful new computer language you must have significant facial hair. 
- 2008-Apr-19: Preliminary specification for a verbally abusive GPS, let's call it the NagGPS or perhaps the BackSeatGPS. 
- 2008-Apr-17: Why programs are like pastas - not just the famed spaghetti code. But what about the sauce? And does this mean all good software should only take 10 minutes to cook up?  
- 2008-Apr-16: For those who need privacy while working on their laptops in public places, or who like to surf the web in a park at -20C, or who view life as performance art, how about this knitted privacy screen?  
- 2008-Apr-05: A white board illustration of the classic technology start up company process (which includes the hockey stick curve). The "crash of ineptitude" is an interesting feature, though I contend that it happens sometime after the "acquisition of liquidity".  
- 2008-Apr-05: The classic picture of how not to do software development.  
- 2008-Apr-04: If a programming language was a boat 
- 2008-Apr-01: Slashdot discusses April Fool's Day pranks. 
- 2008-Mar-14: Virgin Mobile, inexpensive cell phones and sassy adverts pay tribute to the Spitzer scandal. 
- 2008-Jan-12: French fries don't fatten kids, video games do! Well in what will probably be a much regretted corporate quote that's what the UK CEO of McDonalds is saying.  
- 2008-Jan-11: Here's a small quiz on the usage of the words affect and effect. 
- 2008-Jan-11: One of the posters from CES'08, the porcupine girl, is a pretty funny way of getting the intellectual property protection message across.  
- 2008-Jan-09: The fate of the pod-people, getting crushed as they dance into on-coming traffic. The use of the iPod's cable headphone for the chalk outline is particularly effective. 
Perhaps the only office calendar more appropriate to the
than Dilbert is made by Despair
Inc., purveyors of find despondency.
and Gromit, some fine, funny animation. A Matter of Loaf and Death will be airing on BBC One around Christmas 2008.
a collection of odd cartoons, signs, photos...
now there's the Dilbert cube.
strange signs abound
day in memory of Douglas Adams
Pines , assisted living for the technically challenged